[During a lull in the Patriots of Tomorrow essay-reading contest, Lisa is questioned over her essay on corruption]
Lisa, what's gotten into you?
Yeah, your other speech was a little more crowd-pleasing.
I'm sorry Dad, I couldn't think of a nice way to say "America Stinks."
PBPaper boy
[selling Washington Beacon] EXTRA EXTRA! Feds nab rotten Rob!
[buys copy] Gimme one of those.
[reads headline] Imprisoned Congressman becomes born-again Christian.
I can't believe it. The system works!
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