Today's topic will be Hell.
Ooh.
All right. I sat through Mercy and I sat through Forgiveness. Finally, we get to the good stuff.
Hell is a terrible place. Maggots are your sheet, worms your blanket, there's a lake of fire burning with sulfur. You'll be tormented day and night for ever and ever. As a matter of fact, if you actually saw hell, you'd be so frightened, you would die.
[raises his hand] Oh, Miss Albright.
Yes, Bart.
Wouldn't you eventually get used to it, like in a hot tub?
No. [Bart raises his hand] Yes, Bart.
Are there pirates in hell?
Yes. Thousands of them.
[rubs his hands] Hoo hoo, baby!
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