Now, a little death anxiety is normal. You can expect to go through five stages. The first is denial.
No way, because I'm not dying!
The second is anger.
[furiously] Why you little...! [shouts madly]
After that comes fear.
[worried] What's after fear? What's after fear?!
Bargaining.
Doc, you gotta get me outta this. I'll make it worth your while.
Finally acceptance.
Well, we all gotta go sometime.
Mr. Simpson, your progress astounds me.
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