[As Bart and Lisa quietly fish, journalist Dave Shutton approaches them]
DSDave Shutton
So, caught anything?
Not yet, sir.
DSDave Shutton
What are you using for bait?
My brother is using worms, but I, who feel the tranquility far outweighs the actual catching of fish, am using nothing.
DSDave Shutton
I see. What's your name, son?
I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
DSDave Shutton
[chuckling] I'm Dave Shutton, an investigative reporter who's on the road a lot. And I must say that in my day, we didn't speak that way to our elders!
Well this is my day, and we do, sir.
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