[Bob the RV salesman checks Homer's credit on a computer, and a siren wails when the results come back]
Is that a good siren? Am I approved?
You ever known a siren to be good? [chuckles] No, Mr. Simpson, it's not. It's a bad siren. That's the computer in case I went blind, telling me, "Sell the vehicle to this fella, and you're outta business." That's what the siren says. It seems that the Ultimate Behemoth is a wee bit out of your price range. And wee bit is me being polite, you couldn't afford this thing even if you lived to be a million.
Don't you have something that isn't out of my price range? I don't want to go away empty handed, Bob.
Take it easy, there. Don't ruin this feeling I'm getting from you. Perhaps I can show you something a little more you.
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