A character in The Sarah Silverman Program.
Played by Jay Johnston
The Sarah Silverman Program. · 31 quotes
4th most-quoted character in The Sarah Silverman Program.: in 4 of its 31 quotes
Most scenes with: Sarah (3), Laura (2)
JaySlang is destroying our society. I'm a cop, I see it on the streets everyday. Slang turns dangerous chemicals into fun words. Like rock, Mary Jane. Slang takes young innocent girls and turns them into bitches and hoes.
Officer JayM'am do you know why I'm standing here?
You got all C's in high school?
JayYeah, so my partner got suspended because this Hispanic kid pulls a gun on him, Paul opens fire. Turns out it's a pellet gun. It looked really real, though.
There should be a law that those things have to come in bright colors.
Laura, they're human beings!
I'm a victim of a hate crime!
JayWhat?
It's true. The country club would not let me play tennis because I'm Jewish. She's like what's your name, Silverman? And she's like GET OUT - JEW.
She said that?
Yeah, basically. With her eyes. It's like I'm a second class citizen. There's nothing harder than being Jewish in the entire world.
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