[Angel is in Jim's trailer]
[Enters; sees Angel, slams the door] Angel, I am in a foul mood today and the last person I wanna see is you, so out!
I can feature you being browned off at me, Jim, so I'm not gonna stick around, but I was hoping that maybe I could stash my stuff here. See, Regine's annulment petition went through and I gotta give her my entire collection as part of the settlement. Well, I mean, originals, collectors items! Avery Joe Hunter, Little Walter...
You wanna hide them here, after what you've done? Look, as far as I'm concerned, Regine deserves all four of your limbs.
Wait till you go through a divorce, we'll see what kind of tune you sing!
I might as well have gone through one, I had lunch with a banker today. You know, I have to refinance my trailer to pay back a $2,000 debt for that property option, also owe a bill for the rental of a bulldozer, Rocky won't even talk to me because his friend's camper did a patty melt.
[Outside, knocks on the door] Jim!
What is she doing here?
Well, she said she might drop by, she wants me to help track down an old boyfriend of her.
You mean that bozo Donny Angle, I know all about that that guy. But you don't do missing persons work.
For her I do, I might even do it for free. You know, if I didn't know you were such a lizard, I might think you were jealous.
[Regine knocks again, Angel tries to stall]
What am I supposed to do, she's out there?!
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