[Stimpy is having a nightmare over accidentally stealing a scooter]
That's him! Stealing scooters on Yaksmas! SHAME ON YOU!
But- But, I-
I stayed up for a week chewing all that gum for you!
I'm glad I forgot to get you that stupid scooter! You don't deserve it!
I was gonna buy that scooter for my sick little kid! And now look at her!
[Enter the cop's daughter, who is in the form of a demented marionette]
[laughs insanely] Now look at me! Now look at me! NOW LOOK AT ME! [laughs insanely]
I can explain! I-
[Stimpy gets slammed by a very large gavel, which belongs to the judge, Stinky Whizzleteats]
Stimpson J. Cat, you stand accused of stealing a $39 scooter. How do you plead?
Listen your honor, I- [his tongue reveals the words "guilty as sin" printed on it; he exclaims in shock]
Foreman Yak, how do you find the thieving rat?
[We see the jury, which consists of twelve yaks, with their stand titling them as "12 Angry Yaks". One of the yaks, the foreman yak, stands up, and speaks]
Guilty, of scootercide in the first degree.
Very well. [points at Stimpy] For your crimes against humanity, your sentence is INFINITY IN PRISON! [echoing]
[begins to cry after he gets locked in a jail cell] BUT I DIDN'T MEAN TO TAKE IT!
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