Must not get angry... Must not get angry... Huh? [reacts in horror] MY USED CELEBRITY UNDERWEAR! GONE! Where?! Who?! [gasps] Oh, no. OH, NO! [rushes to the laundry room. He sobs] He didn't! He didn't! Stimpy washed my collection... of used celebrity underwear...! I can't even tell the difference... in between Van Johnson's socks... and June Allison's underwear. WHY?! [continues sobbing as Stimpy enters]
Eh... What's wrong, Ren?
[angry] You! Why, I oughta- [stops, and looks around, scared] Stimpy, what's wrong with you?! Why must you make me so angry?! You know I get hurt when you make me angry! Do you want to get me killed?! [comes to a realization] Unless... Of course...! [starts going insane] That's the plan, isn't it? You set me up, and he knocks me down. Is that it? Huh? Well, it won't work. 'Cuz I'm not gonna get mad. I'm not getting mad... No, sir. Not me. [laughs madly] I'm happy! Happy, happy, joy, joy! Happy, happy, joy, joy! I'm happy, happy, happy! Not mad, mad, mad! [cackles] Mr. Happy Boy, right?! HEY, WORLD! AM I HAPPY ENOUGH?!
[cackles loudly, his insanity reaching its breaking point. He grabs Stimpy] And now you DIE!
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