Stimpy [reading his Christmas list to the Lincoln Memorial]: And I want a bike, and a Betsy-Wets-Herself doll, and a CHEE-Z Bake Oven, and a Pulpy the Pup doll, and a jillion army men, and a... [Ren throws a sponge at him] Ooh!
Get down from there! That's not Santy Claus! It's a memorial!
A memorial? [gasps, then starts tearing up] I didn't know Santa Claus was... DEAD...! [starts crying hysterically]
[pulling Stimpy down from the memorial] You are so stupid.
[sniffling] Am I?
[slapping Stimpy] Idiot! Don't you recognize President Willard P. Fillmore when you see him?! Now get back to work!
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