Bert and Lisa in “Unfinished Business”

Bert

Uh, Lisa, uh, did you ever see that old movie, "Love is a Very Splendid Thing"?

Why, sure.

Bert

Well, uh... you know that scene where Rip Tide and Virginia Creeper meet on the river boat?

And pledge their undying love? Ah, it's one of my favorites!

Bert

Good, good! Well... (clears throat) ...think of this cafe as the river boat.

(giggles) That sounds like fun! "Oh, Rip, your eyes are like the southern nights!" (giggles)

Bert

Look, I'm trying to be serious here, Lisa!

(giggles) Sorry, Bert, go on.

Bert

I'm just trying to tell you that... well, uh... we were... meant for each other.

Oh, Bert...

Bert

Yeah?

I am flattered. But we don't know each other... well enough. I... I mean... I like you, Bert. But as a... friend...

Bert

Oh. If that's the way you fill up on it!

Oh, Bert... don't be angry with me.

Bert

ANGRY?! Who's angry?! I'm not angry! Well... gee, uh... look at the time! You better hurry or you'll, uh, miss your train!

Bert...

Bert

(runs away from Lisa) Thank you ever so much for coming! It's been a slice!