Bert and Bentley in “Unfinished Business”

Bert

Here you are Bentley, this should keep you going for a while. Hey, I even brought some books I thought you might like.

Thanks a lot Bert, you're a real... (Looks at one of the book covers) COLLEGE MATHEMATICS?! You talked to my parents, didn't you? And they told you, didn't they? And you PROMISED!

Bert

I don't know what you're talking about Bentley!

Oh, sure! Then how do you know about the mathematics? You're just trying to make me feel guilty!

Bert

About what?! (Something dawns on Bert.) Hey...did you fail math or something?

As if you didn't know! Breaking into the school system was easy with my computer. So what if I gave myself a better mark? I wanted to be first! So I cheated, big deal! So now you know why I ran away. I'm a...a criminal...but I don't care!