Bert, Schaeffer and others in “Unfinished Business”

Bert

Hey! Where am I?

Schaeffer

That looks like you there Bert, behind that bottle

Bert

Boy, all of that work, and my best stuff doesn't even appear in the commercial! Huh! What a waste of my incredible acting ability!

No wonder my 'Sweet Smell of Success' isn't selling. My cologne's fine. But that raccoon's acting stinks!