Cyril, Bert and others in “Unfinished Business”

I want to hear a real story! Give me King Midas. I want to hear about Midas and his wonderful golden touch!

Bert

Once upon a time there was king with a golden touch.

Ooh, I like that. My kind of man!

Bert

Everything he touched turned to gold.

Good, good!

Bert

His cities were gold, his streets were gold.

Marvelous! Marvelous!

Bert

In fact, his whole kingdom was paved with gold. He even paved the forest with gold. What do you think of that?

Oh that's nothing! We're going to do that tomorrow - with cement!