I'll send out a APB!
I'll do better than that! I'll send out a I.G.L.O.O! My man, Igloo!
Oscar! He's a mall cop!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
I don't know who that man was on the massage table, but it wasn't Papi. His feet have NEVER been that small.
Then you believe us?
Of course. Now come on. I got the girls and Sticky down in the car. We're going to break Papi out!
Penny, why aren't you dressed?
I don't think I can go to school. I don't feel too well. [coughs]
Hey hey now, Stay away from me. Whatever you got, I don't want to catch.
You don't feel warm.
It's not really a fever. [moans] It's my stomach.
Oh, I know what it was. Those nasty diversity snacks your daddy made.
I'd love to diverse you, Mama.
Well, then diverse this. [she splashes Oscar with an orange juice]
Ow!
Why don't you just give her some castor oil, Trudy? That'll clean her out.
No, Mama, please don't. I'm not that sick, Mama.
Well, how sick are you?
Sick enough not to go to school for...I don't know,...about a week?
Oh, I see. Penny Proud, are you trying to get out of the cultural exchange?
No, I would never do that. I'm just...Yes, ma'am.
Penny, why?
Why? She's scared. And, quite frankly, so am I. We don't know anything about those people that they have her staying with.
That's the point of the exchange, Oscar. And you, of all people, should know better. I know you weren't raised that way.
Yes, he was. I would never let my children spend the night with people I didn't know.
Thank you, Mama.
Not that anyone ever invited Oscar over.
Well, Penny is my daughter and...
Excuse me, our daughter! [Trudy roars] I mean, your daughter.
Look, Penny, I know you don't understand why you must do this, but I guarantee you, by the end of the week, it'll all be clear to you.
But, Mama
No buts. You're going, and that's that. Now, go pack your things.
Yes, Mommy dearest.
And you two ought to be ashamed of yourselves.
It's her fault. She raised me. [Suga Mama roars, he whimpers]
I wanna win this election fair and square.
Fair? The last person who said fair was Al Gore.
I can't show that tape. It will hurt Wizzie's feelings.
He's rich! He can buy new feelings!
[singing] LaCienega is the winn-ega!
[singing] But the contest-a was a-rigged-a!
Hot Mama, meet Baby Mama!!!
I'ma get you Oscar! I'll get you and your monkey too!
So you had security come take me out of the arena, huh? Oh, you mine now, Mama’s Boy. [She proceeds to beats up Oscar]
You can do anything if you put your mind to it!
Roses are red, violets are blue, today, you'll be playing in your underoos!
Penny!
What? You need me to iron Bebe and Cece's clothes?
No, that can wait.
[to Penny] Bebe and Cece are hot and you're not!
You can't hurt anything that old! Suga Mama survived some of the greatest disasters in the history of mankind: The Hindenburg, the Titanic, that meteor that took out the dinosaurs and 30 years of "The Jeffersons" reruns.
Trudy! Trudy!...
Do not call my name!
What’s wrong with you, Trudy?...Did you know your eyes were glowing and your head was spinning around?
Your daughter and your mama are driving me crazy. When I’m not waiting on Penny hand and foot, I’m taking Suga Mama everywhere since she’s unable to drive herself. Now, I have to take care of my daughter, but I can’t handle your mama too now. Oscar, [in scary deep voice] you better do something...NOW!!!
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