TV show quotes
Do you think it's unreasonable for a black man in South Boston to be nervous about two policemen pulling up and illuminating him like a deer caught in their headlights?
I don't think he had any reason to be nervous if he were innocent.
[sarcastically] Silly me.
You lied to me. You told me you weren't beautiful.
Oh, well, you know lawyers. We're taught to conceal the facts.
Something tells me I'm going to wake up tomorrow morning feeling sick about this, but for now, I'm going to accept Ms. McGuire's recommendation, conditioned on marriage counseling to begin immediately.
[Melanie slightly groans.]
You may not like it, young lady, but believe it or not, fourteen-year-olds still have things to learn.
I'm not groaning about that, your honor. I think my water just broke.
Adjourned. Go, go, go, go!
Forget the 'takes a village' crap. The village is out of order. The child needs parents.
You come into this room, wearing your Yarmulke, to send a message to that jury that you condemn me as a Jew. :Silverman: No, Dr. Braun. I condemn you as a murderer.
Rumor has it that Bobby and this woman got something going.
Yeah, I started it. I know how gossip distracts you.
You still like him, Lindsay?
Just eat your sandwich, Helen.
You should ask him out, for his sake. This woman is trouble.
I can't do it.
What do you mean "you can't do it"? We do it everyday. The client is always guilty. We always do it. What do you mean "you can't do it"?
For you. Take a polygraph for you.
I'm a better lawyer when I believe in my client. So it's in your interest. If what you tell me now, is the truth.
The first thing they teach you in law school is never, ever fall in love with a client.
They don't teach you that.
Well they should!
What's your comment, Helen?
I never have any comment, why would I have one today?
Miss Gamble, how do you think she was capable of 5 shots?
I don't. I think it was suicide. He shot himself 5 times. I'm just prosecuting her because I don't like her outfit.
Oh my God...is he dead?
No, he's faking it for the attention. As you can see I'm in need of some legal advice.
Joey, what ha--
Yes, all right, I know... this time I've gone too far. I'd be confessing to my priest right now if I wasn't such a bad Jew.
You never came out and said that you had done it.
Of course not. I did not have immunity then. [Heric moves his head closer to the mic] Now, I do.
[Eugene presses the stop button in the elevator]
What are you doing?
You told Jennifer Cole that she may want to have a conversation with her pimp?
Oh, ok. [Flood attempts to push the elevator button, and Eugene blocks him] OK, so far I have you on false imprisonment. You want to keep going?
I'm thinking about it. You crossed the line, Dickie.
You don't know me, Mr. Flood.
Really. Tell me about yourself.
I'm just a Joe with a long memory.
Funny, so am I.
Look, the witness has no relevant testimony which goes to the issue. I ask you to rule here not from your heart, but your head, I'd even settle for your bladder.
Cute.
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