Lindsay Dole quotes from The Practice

Lindsay

I know myself, Rebecca. I'm not capable of good sex.

Lindsay

[to Jimmy] The work can be so dirty sometimes. But this trial, you reminded me how noble lawyers can be. I was proud to be at your side.

Lindsay

Bobby, I just want you to know, this is the best law firm I know.

Lindsay

[to Bobby] It means I might say that you're dysfunctional. Your father has worked his whole life as a janitor in a big law firm. It made you want to be a lawyer, it also made you hate them, for the way that they treated him. I mean, look at you. Fancy suits in a rat infested office? As you try to get ahead you fight yourself at the same time and it hurts everybody here. One on one I was afraid I might say that.

Lindsay

What am I, a pineapple?

Pearson

That wasn't a negotiation, it's a gift. I was throwing you a bone.

Lindsay

It's just that, um...well...I was looking for a bigger bone.

Pearson

What was all that, Lindsay?

Lindsay

The beginning, professor.

Pearson

Do you know what you're in for?

Lindsay

I think so. Do you?

Bobby

Still, if we can get that judge off this case.

Lindsay

What are you thinking?

Bobby

I'm thinking that if that judge slept with a woman in Pearson's firm, that is a card. And it's not beneath me to play it.

Helen

Rumor has it that Bobby and this woman got something going.

Lindsay

Yeah, I started it. I know how gossip distracts you.

Helen

You still like him, Lindsay?

Lindsay

Just eat your sandwich, Helen.

Helen

You should ask him out, for his sake. This woman is trouble.

Yeah, but I still think that if we put in that I had a girlfriend, it would have made me look loving and caring.

Lindsay

Well, we were limited by the fact that you don't have a girlfriend, Kenny.

Yeah, but if we had put it in, I would have got one.

Bobby

You said she was a good person.

Lindsay

She is. But, but that doesn't mean you should sleep with her.

Bobby

I'm not gonna sleep with her! I'm just gonna put on a Simba mask and go to a party.

Lindsay

And don't think for a second she won't be Nala.

Bobby

Excuse me?

Lindsay

With Helen. What's stopping you?

Bobby

What? Why? She said something?

Lindsay

She says you seem stuck, like you want to go forward but you won't.

Bobby

Well, it's just that I... I like her. That- that may be the problem. I like her.

Lindsay

And?

Bobby

And before I go down that road I gotta be sure about... everything else. You know?

Lindsay

Bobby, everything else is clear.

Lindsay

Thank God.

Well, it's a little too soon for that.

Are you going to let your client die?

Lindsay

You're concerned for her health, Mr. Daly? Let her go, and she'll hit the toilet.

If she agrees to flip her contact, I'll get her immunity.

Ah. You represent the boss. It seems you have a conflict.

Lindsay

I have a client who could be perceived as um, a little too quick to sue. I'm worried one or more of the jurors may have seen your commercial.

Jimmy

And?

Lindsay

And, um, with a litigious plaintiff I don't think it helps our cause to be associated with Jimmy The Grunt.

Jimmy

Go to hell.

Eugene

Jimmy, she's not wrong.

Jimmy

Well you go to hell, too.