Those dashed hopes would plant a dark seed of bitterness in Private's pure heart. And that baby seed will grow into a tree of hate, with leaves of cynicsm, jaded roots, and bitter hipster berries!
[as a hipster in the vision] I wear glasses even though I don't need them, 'cause I'm ironic.
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