OK, Mort, we have enough food for several days. I'm sure Skipper will find us soon, right?
[sniffing his finger] Mmm! My finger smells funny! [giggles] You wanna smell it?
No, I'd rather conserve energy and sleep; you should do the same [starts sleeping]
Nighty-night. [stares his head left and right]
[After a time transition, Mort was revealed to eat all the food in the machine and lets out a really loud and long burp, waking Private up]
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRP!!!!!!!!
Oh, what was that?
[lying on the machine, fattened up rubbing his big full Tummy] Ooh! My tummy don't feel so good.
What happened? Where's the food?
Well, I got hungry.
[a bit angry] So you ate everything?! Even the Cheezy Bits?!
They're not so bad after the fifth bag.
[begins screaming in pain] Do you realize what you've done, Mort? We needed that food! It's doom to us both!
[sits down] Doom?!
Yes, doom, doom, doom, because you're dumb, dumb, dumb! [Mort begins crying] Don't you dare crying!; Because only worse than being trapped with you the rest of my life is being trapped for the rest of my life with you crying!
[Later at The Zoo]
See, Mort? It was good that you ate the food!
But you told me not too.
I Know Mort! But it was good that you did anyway because it saved us! Don't you understand?
[Mort puts his paws on his Tummy as his Tummy Gurgles very loudly and he let's out a very loud and big Fart.]
I have to go potty!
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