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The Penguins of Madagascar · Season 1, Episode 15

Private and Mort in “Unfinished Business”

OK, Mort, we have enough food for several days. I'm sure Skipper will find us soon, right?

[sniffing his finger] Mmm! My finger smells funny! [giggles] You wanna smell it?

No, I'd rather conserve energy and sleep; you should do the same [starts sleeping]

Nighty-night. [stares his head left and right]

[After a time transition, Mort was revealed to eat all the food in the machine and lets out a really loud and long burp, waking Private up]

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRP!!!!!!!!

Oh, what was that?

[lying on the machine, fattened up rubbing his big full Tummy] Ooh! My tummy don't feel so good.

What happened? Where's the food?

Well, I got hungry.

[a bit angry] So you ate everything?! Even the Cheezy Bits?!

They're not so bad after the fifth bag.

[begins screaming in pain] Do you realize what you've done, Mort? We needed that food! It's doom to us both!

[sits down] Doom?!

Yes, doom, doom, doom, because you're dumb, dumb, dumb! [Mort begins crying] Don't you dare crying!; Because only worse than being trapped with you the rest of my life is being trapped for the rest of my life with you crying!

[Later at The Zoo]

See, Mort? It was good that you ate the food!

But you told me not too.

I Know Mort! But it was good that you did anyway because it saved us! Don't you understand?

[Mort puts his paws on his Tummy as his Tummy Gurgles very loudly and he let's out a very loud and big Fart.]

I have to go potty!

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