Gus, I'd love to go to school with you, but I don't know how I can. Principal Bump banned me from Hexside.
But nothing. Bump did you a favor. There ain't nothing for you at that dweebus factory. [to Gus] No offense, dweebus.
It's okay. I come from a long line of dweebuses.
[slams down the box she was holding] Well, I would love to go some day. Better than unpacking boxes in the Eda Coven.
[standing] Oh, you think you're clever, huh?
Ooooh! Fight, fight, fight!
Can it, King! First off, it's the "Bad Girl Coven". And second off, I guess you don't want in on the T-shirt order, huh? [pulls out a piece of paper with a "Bad Girl Coven" shirt drawn on it; rock music plays]
I don't care about T-shirts, Eda! I want to learn magic, and they teach that at Hexside!
I mean... yeah, well... [grunts, starts walking out] I don't wanna hear another word about Hexside! Unless it's "Hexside is on fire" and "let's grab front row seats"! [slams the door behind her]
[looking sad] Aw, look what you did. [gleefully] I'm gonna go rub it in! Nyeh! [follows Eda, laughing]
[Luz sighs and collapses on the couch.]
Luz? A-About the ban... I, uh... used my H.A.S. presidential authority to pull some strings! You've been given a full pardon!
[excited, grabs and shakes Gus] Oh my gosh! Yes, yes, yes! Of course I'll be there tomorrow! Gus, this will be great! [jumping on the couch] I get to see the school, and save the president!
Great! I'll see you tomorrow! [leaves the Owl House] Yes! You did it, Gus! [dances to some music] You did it, Gus! You're the smartest, you're the best!
HootySweet moves, little dude.
[yelps in shock] I always forget you're there!
Hooty
I forget I'm here too... Boop!
[Gus stares at him, looking disturbed.]
[After Hooty destroys the rebellious toys that King bought to life]
Private Hooty, today, when the felt flew, you showed grit and determination that were instrumental in securing our victory. May I just say, it has been an honour to be your commander?
Hooty
Sir, the honour is all mine!
[hugging him] Private, our hearts have been touched by fire, and--
[arriving home with Luz] Ahem! What the heck did you two get into?!
Um, excuse me?! We're having a moment here!
Hooty
[dramatically] You'll never understand what we've been through together! Never! Never!
Ugh, moment ruined. [walks away]
Hooty
[cheerfully] I will be haunted by my actions forever. Hoot hoot!
Hooty
Are you angry, sweaty? Is there hair in places? Does your voice crack in a super embarrassing way? I have the answers you seek... [turns on the lights, revealing diagrams, charts and boards all over the tower] You're going through demon puberty!
[facepalms] Ugh! The last thing I want from you is a health class.
Hooty
This isn't a health class. It's an unholy test, to determine what kind of demon you are! [pulls down a chart of demon traits titled "Who Am I?"]
Hooty
Yup! Besides, I’m pretty sure I’m the only other demon here, so... [chuckles] what other choice do you have?
Eh... all right. What the heck?
Hooty
Yaaaay! [dons a beret/mortarboard bat] Our ancestors arose from the muck of a decomposing Titan. And there are so many of us! But all demons can be placed in three categories: bug, biped, and beast.
Yeah okay, everyone knows about the three Bs--
Hooty
[intensely, getting in King's face] DO NOT INTERRUPT! Now, I'm pretty sure you’re not a bug, but we can’t rule anything out. As a type of worm myself... [he wiggles, making King shudder] I'm an expert on this subject. Let's begin!
[Hooty carries King across the room. Cut to King wearing dancing clothes.]
Hooty
Bug types naturally communicate through dance - like so!
[A fairy and a two-faced butterfly do a dance.]
Hooty
[sniffling and tearing up] Poetic!
[King tries a freestyle dance of his own. Hooty, the fairy and the butterfly look shocked.]
Hooty
[furious] DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER!!! [starts chasing King]
Let's go over the plan one more time. King and Hooty will pilot the float during the parade. Once it gets to the halfway point, you two will set off all the glyphs, potions, and fireworks to distract people.
With my love of mayhem and Hooty's desperate need for attention, this'll be a cake walk! [Hooty nods]
When Kikimora sends off the guards to investigate, that's when Eda and I will obscure the stage and whisk her and Raine away. The Coven can't banish Kiki if she's missing! She'll get the best of both worlds! She'll set an example for us all!
[The others stare at her.]
[nervously chuckles] Um, I mean... Eda gets to talk to Raine! It's romantic!
[blushing] Oh, it's not that romantic.
Hooty
Witch, this is peak of Mount Romance.
Hooty, what would you know?
Hooty
I've been around!
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