Are you angry, sweaty? Is there hair in places? Does your voice crack in a super embarrassing way? I have the answers you seek... [turns on the lights, revealing diagrams, charts and boards all over the tower] You're going through demon puberty!
[facepalms] Ugh! The last thing I want from you is a health class.
This isn't a health class. It's an unholy test, to determine what kind of demon you are! [pulls down a chart of demon traits titled "Who Am I?"]
[hopeful] Really?!
Yup! Besides, I’m pretty sure I’m the only other demon here, so... [chuckles] what other choice do you have?
Eh... all right. What the heck?
Yaaaay! [dons a beret/mortarboard bat] Our ancestors arose from the muck of a decomposing Titan. And there are so many of us! But all demons can be placed in three categories: bug, biped, and beast.
Yeah okay, everyone knows about the three Bs--
[intensely, getting in King's face] DO NOT INTERRUPT! Now, I'm pretty sure you’re not a bug, but we can’t rule anything out. As a type of worm myself... [he wiggles, making King shudder] I'm an expert on this subject. Let's begin!
[Hooty carries King across the room. Cut to King wearing dancing clothes.]
[embarrassed] GUUUH!
Bug types naturally communicate through dance - like so!
[A fairy and a two-faced butterfly do a dance.]
[sniffling and tearing up] Poetic!
[King tries a freestyle dance of his own. Hooty, the fairy and the butterfly look shocked.]
[furious] DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER!!! [starts chasing King]
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