Willow and Luz in “Unfinished Business”

Willow

[realizing] Oh no no no no no, I'm so sorry! [removes the vines from Luz's leg]

Luz

It's okay, the thorns only went through a few layers of skin.

Willow

[gets close to her face and notices her ears] So... circley.

Luz

Eep! [tries to cover her ears]

Willow

[gasps] You're human! This is astounding! A human on the Boiling Isles! [pulls Luz to her feet] How did you get here? What are you doing here? [a bell chimes and Willow slumps] I-I'm sorry, I can't stay. I have to go disappoint my teacher. It was nice to meet you, human.

Luz

Wait! I'm Luz, and you're Willow, right? What you did with that flower and those plants, it was WOWWW.

Willow

Thanks, but, I'm not even supposed to be doing plant magic. My parents put me in the abomination track at school.

Luz

[rushes forward and grabs her shoulders, squealing excitedly] Like, magic school? [Willow nods] That's so cool! I'm so jealous! I have a teacher, but her lessons are a bit... untraditional. I bet she wouldn't even let me enroll. But I wish I could spend one day there.

Willow

I wish I could get a passing grade for once. Then people would stop calling me "half a witch Willow." [kicks at her failed abomination, which makes a groaning noise]

Luz

Hey, wait. I know how we can both get what we want. [scoops up some of the goo and splatters it on her shirt] Make me your abomination! I'll get you a good grade, and you can get me into magic school! It's fiendishly clever! [quirks an eyebrow]

Willow

What?

Luz

I saw that girl's thing, it's just chunks of stuff that talks weird. I'M chunks of stuff, and I talk weird!

Willow

That's true... [giggles] Okay! It's a deal, Luz. [they shake hands]

Luz

This is a great plan.[their hands get stuck together with the goo]

Willow

Oops, abomination goo.

Luz

[offscreen] Great plan.