[through a megaphone] Listen to me! I love you! And I don't care that Phillip's not my son! I will raise 100 children with 100 of your lovers if it means I can be with you!
Can you put that down?
This expresses how loudly I love you!
It's too loud.
[Dwight puts the megaphone down, gets on one knee, and pulls out a ring]
This is a ring taken from the buttocks of my grandmother, put there by the gangster patriarch of the Coors dynasty, melted in a foundry run by Mennonites.
Okay. Yes. Yes, I will! [They embrace and kiss] I love you. And I lied to you.
What?
Phillip's your son.
What? Why would you say...
I just needed you to want to marry me because you wanted to marry me.
Get out! I'm a dad!
You're a dad!
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