What is it?
It's my Aunt Shirley. She's on her last legs.
Dwight, that's awful.
You have no idea. I mean her hair, her clothes, its all falling off in great, big clumps. And we need someone to go out there and clean her up. We had a nurse, but she quit, because she was "poisoned" by Aunt Shirley.
What do you mean by poisoned?
Probably nothing. Or Strychnine. Or Lemonade and Strychnine, which is actually what it was.
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