[Dwight sees that his desk, chair, and other belongings have been gift wrapped by Jim]
What is this?
Happy holidays, Dwight. But do not open it till Christmas.
You're so pathetic. How long did this take you? Three hours?
Five minutes actually. I am a black belt in gift wrapping.
Yeah, no such thing. They don't give out black belts for things that are stupid. [scoffs] Well, I hope it was worth it, cause I'm gonna take it apart in about five minutes.
I think it'll take you a little bit longer than that.
Really? If I can skin a mule deer in less than ten minutes, I ought to be able to cut my—[sets briefcase on desk and sits in chair, which both break, causing Dwight to fall over]
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