Andy and Dwight in “Doomsday”

If we as a group make five mistakes in a day, something bad happens. Like we block Minesweeper.

Or in this case an e-mail gets sent to Robert California containing the consultant's report from last year. Remember the one that recommended the branch be shut down? And as a failsafe, every negative e-mail you've ever written about him to the group will also be forwarded to him.

What e-mails are you talking about?

"Robert's favorite songs: 'Creep' by TLC, 'Creep' by Radiohead." Remember that one, Jim? "There's no way he hasn't strangled at least one stripper." Oscar. "He eats his yogurt like he's punishing it for disappointing him." Kelly.

That's not that bad actually.

"PS: We should kill him."