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S6 E2

The Office (US) · Season 6, Episode 2

Michael and Oscar in “The Meeting”

Michael

I'm going in for a procedure today.

Oscar

Is everything ok?

Michael

Yeah. It's routine. I'm just a little bit scared.

Oscar

I'm sure everything will be fine. What's the procedure if you don't mind my asking?

Michael

It is a colonoscopy.

Oscar

Ok.

Michael

In your experience, what should I be expecting, in terms of sensation. Or, emotions. [pause] Is there anything I can do to make it more pleasurable for me or for Dr. Shandri. My main concern is should I have a safe word?

Oscar

Yeah. [leaves]

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