[Having been backed up against a hedge by Andy in his Prius] Get out and face me like a man!
I AM A MAN! I'm a bigger man than you will ever be! I would never sleep with another man's fiance!
You're not a man! You don't know how to take care of her! All you do is dress fancy and sing. [mockingly] A-la-la-la-la-la-la! What does that mean? You can't even protect her!
Protect her from what? Bears, you idiot?! When's the last time you saw a damn bear in Scranton?
Last year, idiot.
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