Dwight
Don't you want to earn Schrute bucks?
Stanley
No. In fact, I'll give you a billion Stanley nickels if you never talk to me again.
Dwight
What's the ratio of Stanley nickels to Schrute bucks?
Stanley
The same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.
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