A character in The Office (UK)
Played by Ricky Gervais
The Office (UK) · 34 quotes
Most-quoted character in The Office (UK): in 19 of its 34 quotes
Most scenes with: Gareth Keenan (3)
DavidUnder "Strengths"... you've just put "accounts."
Yeah.
DavidThat's your job though, that's, that's just--
--Mmm. [nods]
DavidNo, Keith. What. I was sort of looking for your skills within your job. So is there anything else you could have put there?
[shrugs]
DavidNope. Okay. Umm... Under "Weaknesses" you've put eczema.
DavidHow old would you say I was if you didn't know me?
Forty?
DavidNo, how old do you think I look?
Thirty nine?
DavidMost people think I look about thirty, so..
Definitely not.
DavidOh, you calling them liars?! What do you think?
Well, between thirty and forty.
DavidYes. More honest.
Right, her details. Her marital status: single, divorced--
DavidNot divorced. Nah, husband might still be around, might be a nutter. I'm not getting into all that.
Widowed?
DavidI'd bloody love her to be widowed.
[David, Neil and Chris Finch are exchanging banter after David's blind date leaves. Earlier, David had come to the office with a labrador puppy]
No dog with you today, David?
What, did you not see? She just left!
[He and Neil laugh. David does not]
David[As the laughter subsides] Chris. Why don't you fuck off(!)
[David leaves, leaving Finch looking lost for words]
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