(as other children are making a sand statue around her) I'm going through puberty. Make with the sea weed!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
I may not have arms and legs, but I have the one part of a man that truly matters, and it's huge.
DDusty
I'd like to see that.
MLMale lifeguard
Me too.
MBMayor Blodso
Hit me in the groin with that golf club. [Mr. Kilmer hits him in the groin with the golf club] That hurts more than I thought it would.
Helga (as the school's on fire): The candy! Someone save the CANDY!
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