Who is she? I know you're having an affair, Bob. That's why you won't make love to me.
An affair? That's crazy.
Don't screw with me, Bob, I bit off a nun's ear. Now tell me the truth.
OK! I'll tell you! I went to James' bachelor party and a stripper stepped on...your buddy!! I'm a filthy pig!
Awww, Bob, I don't care about that.
But.. I'm a dirty birdy.
Yeah but you're my dirty birdy. Now let's never use that phrase again.
Uh Pickles, we still can't have relations for a while.
Oh right. Well, we can do without sex. After all we have a very rich relationship.
That we do, sugar lumps.
I mean two weeks isn't that long.
Nah.
[Short pause]
Gimmie sex! Gimmie sex!
Ahh! No means no! No means no!
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