If I don't pay my taxes I'll go to jail, but if I admit Barlowe duped me I look like a fool.
Maybe you can raise the money by pulling one of your classic routines, like them laughing fish?
Good idea, Ernie. Let's let Batman know I did it SO HE CAN KICK MY KEISTER RIGHT BACK INTO ARKHAM!!! Dope. Fake Harley, any ideas?
FHFake Harley
Anything you say, Mr. G. (laugh)
(Joker tries to shoot Fake Harley)
No, boss!
(Sighs) Who'd ever think I'd miss the real one?
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