[walks in the kitchen, Niles is writing something] Well, I couldn't be happier that Nanny Fine finally found a man. Oh, what are looking so smug about?
Oh, just an incident in Miss Fine's room last night.
With her and Kurt?
No, with her and another man.
Ooo, I love it. Tell me, tell me!
Oh no, I couldn't possibly. I swore I wouldn't say a word. [rips off a note] Read this.
[reads the note] ...WHY?! [her head falls down on the counter] I wanna die!
There, there, [puts a knife into her purse} now don't do anything rash... [Maxwell walks in]
Hello C.C.
You animal! [walks out]
Niles?!
[innocently] Sir?
You didn't say anything to Miss Babcock about last night, did you?
[innocently] No, you told me not to.
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