Nanny Fine, you're alone with the kid for two minutes and he wants to quit show business?!
If only we could put her in a room with Tori Spelling.
I could kill you. I could rip out your heart with my bare hands!
...She doesn't have a key to the house, does she? Oh, Mr. Sheffield, maybe it's all for the best.
No, it is not all for the best, Miss Fine; it is not all for the best at all!
But you yourself said that the kid was a pain in the butt!
Alright, Miss Fine, let me see if you can follow this, hmm? Sky: blue! Fire: hot. Actor: pain in the butt! You are going to rectify this situation.
Wow, that sounds painful...
. . .
You are going to march yourself upstairs, put on something smashing, take him to the best restaurant in town and order the most expensive thing on the menu!
Well, all right. But I'm not taking the limo!
Oh, yes, you are!
Slave driver! [Leaves and returns] But there is no way you are buying me a new dress!
Oh yes— [Realizes what's going on] GET OUT!
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