You're a good comedian, but you're not a writer.
So you LIED to me?
I didn't want to hurt your feelings... So please just turn around and come back, okay?
No, no, because I am a writer. You don't have to believe in me; I believe in me! Oh, you see, that-that's good dialogue right there.
Uh, honestly, it's a little contrived. Where are you going, anyway?
Nope, I'm off the grid! And you'll never find me!
Turn right at Big Bear Road. In 0.2 miles, your destination is on the left.
[Kermit hears this and begins to write down the address]
That lady's lying! Good-bye! [tries to hang up phone]
Yeah, I'm still here.
Oh yeah? Well, good-bye! [tries to hang up phone again]
Still here.
I don't know how to hang this thing up when it's on the map. This always happens.
Okay, hit the home button, then the phone icon and then the red button.
Okay, home button, phone icon, red button, aaaaaaaaaand... We're at Angry Birds. [sighs]
(to the camera) It's been 30 minutes.
Can I get $7.00 on pump 3, please?
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