Statler isn't here tonight, Kermit! He's sick!
Oh, that's too bad. The flu?
No, the show! He's sick of it! (laughs)
Well, uh, don't get lonely up there, okay?
Not much chance of that. My wife is using Statler's ticket. She's just powdering her nose.
No kidding. I've always wanted to meet your wife.
[Astoria, a woman who looks exactly like Statler, appears in the box]
AAstoria
I thought the show had started! Who's the frog?
That's Kermit, dear.
What's your wife's name, Waldorf?
Astoria!
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