Holy maracas!
Oh, hi. I'm Big Bird.
Huh. No kidding.
I'm a friend of Kermit's.
Oh.
Yeah, we both come from the same neighborhood. Sesame Street.
: Oh. Isn't that that cute little children's show with puppets?
Uh-huh. And who are you?
Who am I? I am Miss Piggy.
Oh. Well, do you work around here?
Uh, listen, yellow thing. Do you see that star here?
Oh, yes. It's very pretty.
And, uh, do you know why it is there?
Well, uh... Perfect attendance?
I am the singing star of this show.
A singing pig? That's very funny! [laughs]
Kiss your feathers goodbye, bird! Hai-ya! [swings at Big Bird, but he doubles over and she misses and falls]
Oh, you do acrobatics, too. [To the audience] She's very versatile.
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