“Waldorf & Statler” quotes from The Muppet Show

- Why not? They were also responsible for the Bubonic Plague!

- South Dakota!

- South Dakota has nothing to do with this show.

- That's what I want. Nothing to do with this show!

(It is snowing in the theater. Statler and Waldorf are shiviering)

- We'll get pneumonia!

- Big deal. This show always makes us sick!

- Well, you know, Waldorf, I gotta admit, I've never seen anything like that before.

- Yeah, and with any luck, I'll never see anything like that again!

- You know, this is my favorite part of the show.

- What, the celebration?

- No, the end!