Castellano men express their feelings through fighting or dancing. It's either the fist or the foot.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
AAnnette
Hey, you want an omelette?
OK, sure, thanks!
AAnnette
Well, I wish I'd known that before I started making pancakes.
Oh, a trap! Great.
[Mindy and Morgan are interviewing potential nannies for Leo]
N1Nanny 1
Child is like mule. It must be trained and broken.
N2Nanny 2
I will raise your child like it was one of my own weasels.
Do you smell weed Dr. L?
I do.
Yeah.
N3Nanny 3
I love the way babies smell. [sniffs]
I just got an Amber Alert on my phone.
Get him outta here.
Doing cocaine once doesn't make someone a cokehead. Don't jump to conclusions. I hit a bicyclist once with my car, does it make me a murderer? I have no idea, I drove off.
WWhitney
I only do coke to have fun after work. And to work.
Why would you think it was OK to take a photo of my son in an anti-vaccination onesie?
CClara
But I thought you said you wanted him to be famous!
Yeah, of course I do! But if you want him to model, you gotta go through his talent agent, who I don't have, because no one will accept us as a package. Also, he is vaccinated.
CClara
What?! Why? Vaccines are just toxins pumped into our children by Big Pharma!
No! You know what Big Pharma did? They got rid of Big Mumps and Big Polio.
CClara
Yeah, but no one even gets those anymore!
Because of vaccines!
JJody
I'm great with kids. My Uncle Randy got kicked in the head by a mule, he had the brain of an infant. Took care of him for years. Now he's a Mississippi state senator.
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