The Middleman
Dubbie, before I activate this, I have one question. Answer truthfully: are you pregnant?
Wendy
Are you kidding?!
The Middleman
I'm as serious as Mao Tse-Tung's heart attack!
Wendy
No!
The Middleman
Is there any chance you might be pregnant?
Wendy
Only with anticipation at what you're gonna do with that tube-y gizmo thingie.
The Middleman
Seriously, Dubbie! No chance?
Wendy
I'm pretty sure-
The Middleman
Pretty sure's not sure!
Wendy
Look! Do you want me to go into the stark and gore-less details of my post-Ben dry spell? Where all I see when I look at a guy are the 422 pressure points I know to incapacitate him?
The Middleman
...okay. (activates the device)
More from this episode
All quotes from this episode →More The Middleman quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Middleman pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.