Nanobots are strong, but you're smarter. It's like what Sensei Ping says about weasels.
They can easily hide in a tube sock?
That their love of battle is surpassed only by their love of shiny things."
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
WWWendy Watson
Who leaves a palindrome?
Typical supervillain horse feathers. Can't wait to hear this guy's monologue. "I am the Palindrome, feel my power! Power my feel, PALINDROME THE AM I!" Peter-pipin' weirdos.
Eyes without a face! Polydichloric Euthimal, you fool! Do you have any idea what you've done?!
TSToy store owner
What kind of grief counselors are you?!
Oh, phooey. (repeated line)
Profanity cheapens the soul and weakens the mind. (Episode 1)
Let's kick the tires and light the fires. (Episode 1)
I'm as serious as a Hefty bag full of Rottweilers. (Episode 2)
Katy bar the door! (Episode 2)
Grapes of Wrath, Dubbie, do you have any idea how much of the Earth is made up of...earth?! (Episode 2)
Hands Across America! (Episode 2)
Sands of Zanzibar! (Episode 2)
Guns of Navaronne! (Episode 2)
What the monkey! (Episode 3)
Jumping bananas, we're in Dutch. (Episode 3)
Mutual of Omaha! (Episode 3)
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