KKasmir
[to Jane and Lisbon] You guys are great! Tough, good-looking, sincere. Let's put you on the air, ask the public for information, you know, blah, blah, blah.
S5 E7If It Bleeds, It Leads
There she was, worrying about journalism, while you were throwing yourself at Hunt and Kasmir, and she's the one that ends up with the anchor chair.
TSTara Skye
Yeah. I mean, no. I me— what?
Hell hath no fury like a slut outflanked. You must have felt like killing her.
SSkye
Yeah. W— Wait, no!
Really?
SSkye
No!
[she slaps Jane]
Ow!
SSkye
How dare you?!
Well, she's a definite maybe. That should give you enough to work with, though, don't you think?
I hope that hurt.
Show Volker this sketch and watch his face.
I know what to do.
I know you do. You go girl!
Give him some lipstick and some blush.
Volker is not going to get away with this. I'm gonna get him. If not for the murder, then for whatever Amanda Shaw can give me. Tax evasion, fraud, unpaid parking tickets. I'm gonna bring in Amanda and lean on her.
Look at you! So tough! I'm getting goosebumps. Rawr.
She left a suicide note, you know? Via e-mail.
You will not get away with this. I promise.
You have no idea what's happening at all, do you? Enjoy your job while you still have it, Teresa.
Agent Lis-bon.
It's Lisbon.
Lisbon. Pardon me. Bob Kirkland, Homeland Security. We don't know each other, but we need to talk.
How can I help you Mister Kirkland?
Call me Bob.
Okay. What is it?
Volker. You need to stop worrying about him, okay?
"Stop worrying about him", what is that supposed to mean?
I'm telling you off the records, but it's being taken care of. Trust me. You should take a step back.
So you can take credit for the arrest? Not a chance.
No. No, it's not like that. But Volker is... a very powerful man. Agent. He contributed to a lot of campaigns.
Is that supposed to scare me?
No. You just need to watch your step. Can I buy you a cup of coffee sometime?
...Sure.
Ooh, excuse me.
Sorry, Mister Jane.
Do I know you?
No. But I know you.
S5 E8Red Sails In The Sunset
Jane! He's okay.
Have you got her?
Not yet.
She's... She's on foot.
Agent Kirkland, Homeland Security. I need rescue south of Orr lake, forest road 42 north 12.
Who is that guy?
Don't talk. Help is on the way.
Hurts.
Shh, it's okay.
DMDana Martins
I don't like your tone.
Dana, your daughter is the mistress of a psychopathic killer, yet you have no information to give us about how or why she got that way. Frankly, I don't care if you like my tone.
You'll never know.
I'll never know what?
Whether I engineered the escape and abduction.
Trust me, I know.
You don't know. You just guess. And you didn't tell your new best friend Kirkland either.
I don't have any evidence, if I did I would put you in cuff myself.
No you wouldn't.
Try me.
Hahaha...
What's so funny?
Nothing. Sorry. All of it's worth it. She told me Red John and I are very much alike. That it's a wonder we weren't best friends from the moment we shook hands.
You've met Red John?
Yes. He's someone I know.
S5 E9Black Cherry
Yo, Chip. Front and center.
CMChip McGavin
I'm starting to resent you.
Good. You a member of a street gang?
MMcGavin
No, of course not.
Really? Did you kill this man?
MMcGavin
No, I did not.
Liar. I can see it in your eyes. Arrest him, Lisbon.
MMcGavin
Wait a minute. You can't do that.
Yeah, I'm just kidding. But next time you come across a dead body, Chip, show a little respect. Thank you.
I'm sorry. Uh, Rigsby, would you interview Mr. McGavin? Thank you. [to Jane] You know what? You can write my name down in that book.
What if you never actually met Red John?
I haven't just met him, I've shaken hands with him. And she wasn't lying, she didn't realise what she told me.
Am I in that book?
She said it's a wonder Red John and I didn't become friends. Now what we have, I consider a friendship. So, my friend, you are free and clear.
That's a relief.
Hi, Noah. Listen, we have a sit-
You know Lisbon I have a great idea. A brilliant idea. Excuse me, one second.
What brilliant idea?
Well, uhm, there isn't one. I just don't want you to send that kid to a foster home.
I don't have any choice.
There's always choices.
Okay, like what?
Let them go home. You don't have to charge her sister yet, do you? Just, just think about it for a while.
She broke the law. I already called the DA and Child Services.
Just let them go home.
BBosh
Well, as I said, living room's exactly the same.
Well, not exactly. I like it.
BBosh
Good, good. Let's take a look at the extra bedroom.
No, no need. I'm really feeling it here. I think I need to be alone with the house for a moment. You know just to check out its aura.
BBosh
Aura?
Yeah. Well I'm not gonna buy a house unless we have compatible auras.
BBosh
Of course.
Ten minutes.
BBosh
Good. I'll be right outside.
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