[activates an automatic dancing toy Santa] I can't believe people buy this crap.
I sense a Christmas speech coming on.
No, I just think people can celebrate a holy day without lying to children about a magical fat guy with a sack full of toys.
So you took the whole Santa revelation badly, huh?
It crushed my heart like a cigarette.
That explains why you're still looking for magic in your life.
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