The Mentalist · Season 3, Episode 10
“Jolly Red Elf” · Season 3, Episode 10
In this episode: Patrick Jane (4), Teresa Lisbon (2), Minelli (1)
[activates an automatic dancing toy Santa] I can't believe people buy this crap.
I sense a Christmas speech coming on.
No, I just think people can celebrate a holy day without lying to children about a magical fat guy with a sack full of toys.
So you took the whole Santa revelation badly, huh?
It crushed my heart like a cigarette.
That explains why you're still looking for magic in your life.
LaRoche is looking for you.
Well, tell him I wish him luck.
Any time anything cuts you off from experiencing your life, it's unhealthy. Right?
Wouldn't know.
Listen, ahh, I'd, ahh, I'd like to convey my gratitude--
Easy, cowboy. You just met her.
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