A theory that is contradictory in itself cannot begin to explain contradictions inherent within it.
S2Bamboo Leaf Rhapsody
If that was supposed to be an explanation, I didn't understand a word of it.
One day you will.
S2Endless Eight Part 1
Something's wrong. That's what it felt like anyway. The game on TV was between schools from another town. I had nothing to do with either school but because I tend to sympathize with underdogs, I found myself rooting for the losing team. And it was right about then that I suddenly got the feeling Haruhi was going to call. What does she want?
KSKyon's Sister
Your phone’s ringing, Kyon!
These two guys are my brigade members, and they do what I say, so if you want something you can ask them!
S2Endless Eight Part 3
[seeing Haruhi, Yuki, and Mikuru in yukatas] Excellent!
Oh, Kyon... I can't... I can't go back to the future!
I'll explain it the best I can. We're currently stuck in a time loop that seems to have no end to it.
Huh? A what?
We're currently stuck in a time loop that seems to have no end to it.
Uh...
We're currently stuck in a time loop that seems to have no end...
[sobbing] Because I had to "classified information", I used "classified information" to get in touch with the future. The thing is, I haven't gotten any "classified information" for a week, so I started to think how weird that was. I was so surprised, I "classified information," I really did. But it was "classified information" too.
Hm, okay. I guess that we did everything we set out to do this summer, so that's good enough.
No, it's not, Haruhi. Not by a long shot, you're still not satisfied.
S2Endless Eight Part 8
I still have something I want to do! That's right, homework! I haven't done a single bit of my summer homework. Until I do, my summer isn't over! Koizumi! Are you finished yet? Then let's work on it together. Nagato, you come over, too. You're still not done yet, right? Miss Asahina, please come, too. Let's do this at my house. Bring all of your notebooks and textbooks, and let's do it all together. We're going to finish off all of our summer activities. Nagato, Koizumi, let me copy the stuff you've finished. All right, we're starting tomorrow morning. We're going to do what we can in one day!
Wait right there. Don't you just make a decision like that! I'm the leader. At times like this, you need to ask my opinion first. Kyon, acting without my permission is against the rules! I'm going too!
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