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The Magic School Bus
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S1 E15Unfinished Business

[After the bus transforms into a bessy bug]

Wow! A bessy bus; now I've seen everything!

Field trip tip number 107: To avoid being eaten, become inedible. What does that mean?!

Class, Do I hear a suggestion to avoid digestion?

I might have made a mistake about that lizard. And I might have made a mistake about that jackrabbit. And I might have even made a mistake about that tortoise, but there's one thing I know I'm not wrong about.

How much you wish you'd stayed home today?

Aah! Yikes! Ah! All I've got to say is, If I meet anybody I can see through, I'm outta here.

Oh, Whoa. No need to be hasty, Arnold.

At my old school we never got baked. except for the time the air conditioning went.

We're toast!

Well, Technically, No, But you've got the right idea.

Listen, A force is just a push or a pull.

[to Dorothy Ann, who's talking about physics] If you're going to force us to listen to this...

You're being kind of pushy, don't you think?

[Carlos and Tim high five.]:

No no, I'm talking about real forces. Picture this. There's this big red sled sitting in the snow. Not going anywhere, But if somebody comes along and gives it a push....

[Phoebe doesn't want to get off the bus of fear of Mr. Seedplot seeing them]

Maybe you should have stayed home today, Phoebe.

I'm Weatherman! Of course I know what I'm doing. [whispers to himself] Now what am I doing?

Looks like our game's going to get rained out, Ms. Frizzle.

Oh, don't head for the dugout yet, Ralphie. Those aren't rain clouds. They are puffs of smoke and ash, which means we are exactly where we need to be.

Explosions of lava. Arnold, don't you understand? According to my research, we're floating on top of an undersea volcano!

Yikes! I knew I should have stayed home today!

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