It worked! I like to have a date! Oh, I must go figure out what to wear. Thanks for the other help for today, dawg.
Uh, aren't you forgetting a good deal? For now, you owe me something.
Oh, right, sure. What'll it be? Cash, hang sesh, pop and lock lessons?
Your hair.
[laughs] I thought you said my hair. I was like, "AH!" [laughs]
I did. I need it for one of my spells. [takes out a razor and turns it on]
[shrieks in horror] Dude, get that thing away from me here! You can't have my hair, it's my best feature!
A deal's a deal. You tried to sign a contract, bro!
Look! A hearse! [scampers away as Morpheus looks in the opposite direction]
[turns back, realizing he was tricked] Curses! He took advantage of my weakness for motorized corpse transport.
[running away, selfishly] See ya, chumps!
Well, Thorn, if he doesn't fulfill his favorite end of the bargain, we'll just make him pay. [grins vengefully]
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