[Lincoln and Lynn watch the footage their father accidentally recording one of the three judges criticizing Lola's ribbon routine performance]
[on footage; disgruntled] Ugh. Just a rehash of her ribbon dance of the Little Miss Miss Thing Pageant. Excuse me while I yawn.
[on footage] Oh, boy. Where's the ding-dang-darn erase button?!
Okay, so maybe Lola has a critic, too. How's that supposed to help me?
I thought you might say that. What if I could show that it's not just Lola, it's everyone in our family.
Fine. If it'll keep the emus out of my head, I'll give you a chance. But, if you're wrong, I get to give you 100 noogies.
[nervously] Is there any room for negotiation? [Lynn snorts while punching her fist] Okay, and we're moving on.
[Cut to the Burnt Bean; Lincoln and Lynn eavesdrop when they hear the manager criticizing Luna and the Moon Goats' performance as they play "My Band"]
Ugh! This group sounds worse than my grandma's piccolo band. And you call that foam?
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