Well, maybe he lost it in a pyramid scheme.
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(chuckles) No, I was just kidding. You know, a pyramid scheme? Pyramids of Egypt? Mummy?
Oh, right... (sees the tablets that is in some language) Hey, I saw this thing on TV that the Egyptians didn't build the pyramids, but they were made by aliens.
Yeah, but I heard that it was the Donnibuck Goblins from Mosilon.
(confused) Who?
Wait, this is Balmean.
What's Balmean?
Old dead language. Hmm, but I think I know where we can get a translation. (smiles)
Absolutely not! I will not be a party to this!
Monroe, it's your job to help me!
No, it's my job to assist the Te Xuan Ze in maintaining the harmony between humanity and the world of magic, not to help you cheat on your homework!
It's not cheating! I'm just utilizing all of my assets. Some people use encyclopedias, I use a small, annoying dog who speaks Balmean and gets gas when he eats Indian food.
(sarcastically) Ooh, do I offend Her Majesty?
(shows him the Balmean words) Translate this!
No, the internet doesn't tend to complain as much!
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